how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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