"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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