I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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