idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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