also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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