Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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