Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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