Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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