Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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