I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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