you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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