Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
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Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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