i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
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I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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