I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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