so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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