My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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