I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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