no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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