Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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