Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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