you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Randomize
