why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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