Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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