I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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