There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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