Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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