idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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