you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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