i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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