nut hugger
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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