She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????