I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
now i know why i became what i already was.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
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i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.