so that wasnt chicken after all
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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