How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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