i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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