The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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