I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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