It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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