you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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