bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
this just has baby written all over it
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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