I seem to have left my pride at pride
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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