Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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