New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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