I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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