Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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