every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
