you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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