I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.