well you can't waste a boner
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
she smelled like a LAN party
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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