How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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