does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I have surprise drugs for everyone
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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