i already hear my dad disowning me
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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