what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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