I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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