After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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