The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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