I'm lost and stupid without you.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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