hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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